A Darker Twist

1. This meme will have some very bizarre questions in it that will test whether I am truly humane or possibly psychotic. Glee...
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3. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone?
   
   
4. Maybe my since-childhood crush on my cousin. That hasn't pass but I'm over the whole thing--just not the crush. Other than that I think I pretty much told what I had to to every person that need be told. Mostly the 'I love yous'. You guys get it
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6. If a new medicine were developed that would cure arthritis but cause a fatal reaction in 1 percent of those who took it, would you want it to be released to the public?
   
   
7. I would enjoy that very much .I always had this fantasy of people mutating into freakish cannibal zombies and me being part of the only remaining survivors left to blow their brains off with kick-ass guns. So yeah, I would want it released but the whole population has gotta become zombies :3
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9. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the body or the mind of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?
   
   
10. There are two possible answers for this 1.) I'd retain the body so I could still be schmexy and have more fun with the ladies even though I'll be senile 2.) I'd retain the mind so I could plan out complex heists and murders to be carried. No one would suspect the old man to be the mastermind *evil grin*
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12. If at birth you could select the profession your child would eventually pursue, would you do so?
    
    
13. Of course. Kid's gonna make a fine football-playing king in space...with a moustache
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15. If you knew there would be a nuclear war in one week, what would do? (you can’t stop it)
    
    
16. I'd try to see if I could save anyone dear and get the hell to somewhere safe! Like underground perhaps with rations to last us for a year or two. I'd probably kill off one or two to conserve rations and I don't know...can we eat them? hey, it's survival of the fittest. Then I'd conspire to rule what's left of the nuclear fallout. Overlord BG
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18. Would you accept twenty years of extraordinary happiness and fulfillment if it meant you had to die at the end of the period?
    
    
19. No. My life should have its up and downs. That's what makes it worthwhile to live because you can never expect the next yet to come
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21. If the person you were engaged to marry had an accident and became a paraplegic, would you go through with the marriage or back out of it?
    
    
22. Of course. I love the person for who she is and that will never change despite the shocking development. We'll make it through even if things will prove harder for us. As long as we're together in the long run
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24. Someone very close to you is in pain, paralyzed, and will die in a month. They beg you to give them poison so they that they can die. Would you?
    
    
25. I can't. Mercy killing I can never do. I'll do everything I can to ease the suffering but I cannot kill him/her. It's not my nature...but I can hire someone to finish the job. That I can do :)
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27. Given the choice of anyone in the world, who would you want as your dinner guest? as a close friend? as a lover?
    
    
28. Anyone? I want Bill Gates as a guess so he can give me monies! :3 As a close friend? I can't think of anyone. Maybe femmie? As a lover? I need not answer my friends :D
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30. What is the worst psychological torture you can imagine suffering? (it cannot involve any physical harm to you)?
    
    
31. Not being allowed to go online ever again. I'd probably die if I can't talk to her. Maybe that's an exaggeration but then again, maybe it isn't. The only other thing I can think of is being trapped in a small dark room where claustrophobia and the piercing silence will slowly drive you mad.
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33. You and a person you love deeply are placed in separate rooms with a button next to each of you. You know that you will both be killed unless one of you presses the button before 60 minutes pass; furthermore, the first to press the button will save the other person, but will immediately be killed. What do you think you would do?
    
    
34. I'll try to find other means of escape first and if there isn't any...I sit down and await my fate until the 60 minute mark passes. I will not press that button
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36. Would you be willing to go to a slaughterhouse and kill a cow?
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38. I usually don't have what it takes to kill an innocent living creature but if I do, sure. Why not? And, hello- burgers anyone?

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2. For $20,000 would you go for 3 months without washing, brushing your teeth, and using deodorant? Assume you could not explain your reasons to anyone, and there would be no long-term effect on your career. (you are not choosing one, you would have to go without all three).
   
   
3. Only $20,000? You can keep the money, man. I can't have some fun at night when I'm unbearable xD
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5. Which of these restrictions could you best tolerate: leaving the country permanently or never leaving the state in which you now live?
   
   
6. Leaving the country pemanently. I don't really like the Philippines. Who up for a trip to India? :D
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8. If you could choose the sex and physical appearance of your soon-to-be-born child, would you do it?
   
   
9. No. I bet he'll be as rockin' as me or she'll be as gorgeous as her mother :3
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11. Would you be willing to decrease your life expectancy by 5 years if you could become extremely attractive?
    
    
12. Sure. It's only 5 years. How can I not pass up an opportunity to improve this already pretty face? xD
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14. If your friends and acquaintances were willing to bluntly tell you what they really think of you, would you want them to?
    
    
15. Sure. I'll just give 'em a piece of my goddamn mind too ;P
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17. Would it disturb you much if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the woods and left to rot?
    
    
18. I'm dead. How would it disturb me?
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20. Would you like to know the precise date of your death?
    
    
21. So my paranoia for that dreaded day will kick in? What're you insane?
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23. Would you be willing to give up all television for the next 5 years if it would induce someone to provide for 1,000 starving children in Indonesia?
    
    
24. Let 'em starve to death. You ain't making me miss my stories :x Nah, just kidding. I would. I can always just get a new one..possibly HD. Woot!