What's the speed of dark?
-Depends how fast your lightbulb burns out
Quick! Slap yourself, hold your nose and type the first 5 things that pop inside your mind!
-1. Ow!
-1. Ow!
2. I so wanna talk to her
3. Can't breathe
4. Can't breathe
5. Air!!
If you run backwards will you gain weight?
- What? Are you dumb as shit...wait...you do have a point..
Why is the sky blue?
- Um...coz blue is purty?
Duck, Duck, Goose!
- Who let the goose out?!
Why does X stand for a kiss?
- And how come three x's mean something pornographic?
If you were to die right now what would your tombstone read?
- Here lies Dan Canong. I'm sure you don't know him but...
Humor me
- No thanks. I don't get paid for this..
Marco!
- Polo!
How can sea turtles sink the Titanic?
- They give it a bad movie review
OMG! Hitler just declared war on you!
- Release the muffins, men!
What's after infinity?
- I dunno but I hope it doesn't catch him
If this question was a person would you marry him/her?
- If this answer was a person I would rather marry this one
Repent!
- Omlette prevail!
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
- Safety first :D
Think of the person you like or love..
- Mm'kay...
How would you nail him/her?
- What the fuck?! I'd fucking tear your fucking balls off for asking me that you disrespectful shit! I would never think that way about her!
Are you offended?
- Damn right I am!
Psyche! We got you good!
- You bastard! O_o
It's raining men!
- But the weathermen predicted clear skies! Dammit!
Why are you doing this?
- Because I'm celebrating my 1000th tweet!
Do you think there would have been a better way on how to do this?
- I don't care!
Explain the philosophical nature on how you could have done this better?
- I could...kick your ass you dumb retard?
Is that your final answer?
- No, wait...C! I pick C!
Congratulations! You win $1,000,000!
- Holy shit! Now I can buy a lifetime supply of cup holders!
Olie Olie Oxen Free!
- I see you! Poke poke. Gurgle gurgle. Rinse and repeat :)
How attentive are you?
- Can you repeat the question?
Holy Peanuts, Batman! A giant toilet is tearing downtown!
- Quick Robin! To the bat-room! :)
What time is it?
- Get a watch, dumbass
Are you in love?
- Yes!
Wuss! Forget about her!
- What?! Never! Are you outta your mind?
We'll always have England.
- Oookaaayyyy...
Why why why Delilah?
- Why? What did Delilah do?
Name five things that are French.
- French fries, french toast, french bread, french kiss, french...ship?
Black eyed, red eyed, white eyed?
- Coz Barney is always in our hearts :D
A man walk into a bar wearing an eyepatch.
-Why was the bar wearing an eyepatch?
La'Chaim!
- Gesundheit :)
How good-looking are you?
- I'm glad you noticed :D
What a complete lying ugly-face
- How can a pretty face be so wrong, stupid
Waddya do in bed if you had your love with you?
- Oh my god! Epic snuggling!
Bet you said you'd do her.
- Wrong! I'm not like you bizatch
How strong is your ping pong?
- My ping pong is so strong, people wouldn't care if it's just a gayer version of tennis
Flying leprechaun!
- Jesus! Someone call the Ghostbusters!
Me only 5 million...and me go slippy meat. SHEEP!
- FTW!
Describe yourself in one word
- Charming
Now describe yourself in one word honestly this time you big, fat liar
- He got me good!
:O
- Woot!
Madness? This is Sparta!
- Ahoo!
Think of a brand name. Now think of a cheaper brand. How long will the Earth circle the Sun?
- Logic! It burns!
5 good friends of yours
- femmie
- char
- cascade
- Leon Woon
- Chewbacca
How many of them do you deem attractive?
- 3?
How many of them would you flirt with?
- Um...1?
How many of them aren't made up coz you don't have any friends?
- 1..
5 things a healthy relationship needs...
- trust
- love
- honesty
- cooperation
- sex
Bet you wrote sex, didya? ;)
- Oh my God this man is psychic!
I'm thinking of a no. between one and broccoli
- Abraham Lincoln
Who watches the Watchmen?
- The Watchmen Watchers?
Part one is done
- Hassah!
Part two must be done exactly two days when the moon is at the center night sky. During that time you must become a vegetable and hide from werewolf monkeys. Thread lightly Obi-wan
- Yes, master
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